Sunday, August 27, 2006

BEST NEWS I HEARD ALL YEAR

I just got post yesterday from Austria and Salzburg Poetry Review is publishing my poem Femina Spiritis Debris Next Spring of 2007

it has been my life long dream to be a writer and it seems that is going to happen. Normally I wouldn't blab about it but they mailed the Proof of what it will look like it print so I'm excited. and I have to mail it back

I am also slated to be in two other publications but I will discuss that when it happens.

BEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bad News

My Uncle James Died Friday, he was my moms brother. I remember how tall he was when I was child I thought he was a Giant. very thin lanky his head seemed to touch the ceiling. he was a very kind sweet man. He was warm childhood memory.

Monday, August 21, 2006

A Letter to Morgan Spurlock

I wrote this letter to Mr Spurlock on his blog not sure if they would post because biased people never really debate, anyway he has this tv show called 30 days. The episode I saw was about The New Age ididn't necessarily make all my points if I did it would be to long for anyone to even want to read it.

Hello Morgan,

I just saw the new age episode, and I just want to say that it was very Pro New Age, and not Objective. You talked to Micheal Shermer for like 25 seconds which sadly doesn't really cover or debate all sides of the issue.

Then the rest was how the New Age can improve your life. Personally I'm not against it. but I'm sceptical of it. you seemed to have found the most gullible guy in the world and surounded him with attractive ladies, and obviously he fell for it. that Accupucture lady with the leather pants was Hot. Who could resist any soothing thing she could possibly say? I would be Drooling!!!

and the Tantric lady all decked out in black lace give me a break dude. that guy didn't have a chance So could you be a little less preachy and be objective in the future.

Also Morgan about supersize me. at first when I saw it, I thought this is some really thought provoking stuff and then the idea of Who would eat at Macdonalds every day for a month? but an idiot. I know you are making a point but not a very realistic assesment of eating disorders or fast food. having said this, I sill enjoyed the film. I just think next time you should be morbidly fat and crying your eyes out on Maury Povitch, or people digging you out of your house with the jaws of life or something because your too fat to move. this would make a more affective Anti Fast Food message.

By the way Mac Donald fries are better if not supersized because the super size is just filler anyway. Better yet the small fries taste better than regular fries weird huh? I guess less is more, or just makes you want more? who knows. Looking forward to seeing more episoodes.

later
Craig

Big Foot is Gay

Its Official Big Foot is Gay.
by
Craig Caudill

in todays artical in Sassy Squatch magazine the New Jersey Devil revealed exclusively to Us,

" I have been waiting a long long time for this and I and my Partner and Park Ranger Decided that it was time. And I think You can see for yourselves how happy we are? Also I can lay to rest to the accusations from tv shows like In Search Of or just Nay Sayers in general, that I do exists. I'm not dangerous. I'm a vegetarian, and I don't Smell Bad. That rumor was started because some stupid hunter caught me taking a Shit in the Woods. I have never been able to let that one down for the last forty years, and just because I'm not a person doesn't mean I'm a Monster, nor does it mean I have feelings. So don't hate, educate."

When Asked about his Lover"We met at A Lord of the Rings Festival, I was a Tree Beard and he was the cutest wood Elf I ever seen. We Locked eyes and we talked and realized we liked the same shows. Big Foot and Wild Boy. Ever since then we've been going to Psychic Fairs, Renaisance Festivals, Transendental mediation classes. Its the only places where people Accept us, for who we are."

What about other Gays, how do they feel about you coming out?

"Well You would think, they would be my biggest supporters, but alas, I get Mixed reviews. Mostly shaving comments. Your so 1975, is something I would hear at the clubs. Well when I come out next year with my Spring Collection launching in 2007, then we'll see whose making waves. The Woods is no longer my closet"

If you would like to contact Big Foot step out and commune with nature, at your local nature facility. Parks, junk yards and stores exclusively selling Wicker products. But mainly in the Woods. there is a tree with a Horn fashioned from ancient mammoth tusk. Blow three times, while thinking only pleasant thoughts, and if your pure at heart Big Foot will come with Cookies and warm milk.




Thursday, August 17, 2006

'Hybrid mutant' found dead in Maine

'Hybrid mutant' found dead in Maine

Yeah Right!!

Associated Press

TURNER, Maine - Residents are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation.

The animal was found near power lines along Route 4 on Saturday, apparently struck by a car while chasing a cat. The carcass was photographed and inspected by several people who live in the area, but nobody is sure exactly what it is.

Michelle O'Donnell of Turner spotted the animal near her yard about a week before it was killed. She called it a "hybrid mutant of something."
"It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget," she told the Sun Journal of Lewiston. "We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off. I've lived in Maine my whole life and I've never seen anything like it."

For the past 15 years, residents across Androscoggin County have reported seeing and hearing a mysterious animal with chilling monstrous cries and eyes that glow in the night. The animal has been blamed for attacking and killing a Doberman pinscher and a Rottweiler the past couple of years.

People from Litchfield, Sabattus, Greene, Turner, Lewiston and Auburn have come forward to speak of a mystery monster that roams the woods. Nobody knows for sure what it is, and theories have ranged from a hyena or dingo to a fisher or coydog, an offspring of a coyote and a wild dog.

Now, people are asking if the mystery beast and the animal killed over the weekend are one and the same.

Wildlife officials and animal control officers declined to go to Turner to examine the remains. By Tuesday, the carcass had been picked clean by vultures and there was not much left of the dead animal.

Loren Coleman, a Portland author and cryptozoologist, said it's unlikely that the animal was anybody's pet.

After reviewing photos of the carcass, Coleman said he was bothered by the animal's ears and snout. It reminded him of a case years ago in northern Maine in which an animal shot by a hunter could not be identified. In the end, wildlife officials got a DNA analysis that showed the animal was a rare wolf-dog hybrid, he said.

Mike O'Donnell, who is married to Michelle O'Donnell, said the animal looked "half-rodent, half-dog" to him.

It was charcoal gray, weighed between 40 and 50 pounds and had a bushy tail, a short snout, short ears and curled fangs hanging over its lips, he said. It looked like "something out of a Stephen King story."

"This is something I've never seen before. It's an evil-looking thing," he said.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Oil Barrons and Oil Terrorists

About BP Oil shutting down there pipeline, It seems as though whenever somebody farts gas prices go up. there needs to be a crack down on the corporate terrorists holding the resources hostage because they want to make a buck. Bush is a terrorist and all the oil men and multinational corporations can take the corporate 1984 coporate version of a theocracy and shove it up their Asses. I'm sick of it.

thats all I have to say. short and sweet.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Tree Full of Bees

August 03, 2006

Teen Crashes Into Tree Full of Bees ASSOCIATED PRESS

OSSIAN, Ind. (AP) - A teenage driver crashed into a hollow tree and stirred up tens of thousands of angry honey bees, creating a swarm that sent her and nine others to the hospital.
"Those bees were mad," said Volunteer Fire Chief Kent Gilbert, who was stung at least 50 times while trying to pull the 16-year-old driver from the wreckage. "I've never seen bees, especially honeybees, attack like that."

Jacqueline Cossairt's SUV slammed into the tree Tuesday after she lost control on a gravel road about 10 miles south of Fort Wayne.

By the time rescuers arrived, a black cloud of buzzing insects had engulfed the car, forcing firefighters to wear full safety gear - complete with oxygen tanks and face masks - with temperatures in the 90s.

Safety workers doused the bees with water and foam while they tried to free Cossairt, who was taken to a nearby hospital with broken legs and multiple bee stings. She was remained at Lutheran Hospital on Thursday.

A neighbor, along with a paramedic and seven firefighters, were also hospitalized for bee stings and heat-related symptoms.
"You can't really train for that. You don't really know. You look for downed power lines. You don't look for a million bees," said Master Trooper Bob Brophy, commander of the Indiana State Police's Fort Wayne post.

Bee expert Stan Grove, a biology professor at Goshen College, said the insects are most active in warm weather when they furiously fan their wings to cool the temperature of the hive.
"They don't like to be jostled," Grove said.