Bill Maher

05.10.2005Bill Maher

Bio-Delicious!

With oil prices above $50a barrel, President Bush has intimated he may finally cheat on the oiland gas industry. His mistress? Biodiesel, a clean-burning alternativefuel produced in a simple refinery process from everyday fats and oils.In recent speeches,Bush has promised tax incentives for biodiesel in hopes of easing ourdependence on foreign oil and realizing his dream of flying asoybean-fueled Space Shuttle to Mars. Biodiesel is worth a presidential sales pitch.

It’s renewable, biodegradable and nontoxic. If you own adiesel-burning car or truck, you can actually take the excess oils froma fast food grill, remove the severed fingers, and use it to fill yourtank. It reduces carbon dioxide emissions by 78 percent [PDF] compared to petroleum diesel, addressing the so-called “problem” of global warming.Joining Bush on the biodiesel bandwagon is a man who’s successfullytested some of the world’s most powerful substances: Mr. Willie Nelson.

Willie’s tour buses are fueled by biodiesel, and he’s created his ownbiodiesel product, Bio Willie,which he’s currently distributing to truck stops. Biodiesel is now soldat over 300 service stations across the country, a figure that’sgrowing rapidly-44 million barrels of biodiesel will be sold this year,compared to about half a million barrels just five years ago. The only question is—which Bush are we going to get on this issue? The“let’s not and say we did”

Bush who provides lip service to alternative fuels while signing an energy bill—like the current one pushed by Houseleaders—that commits 94%of its funds to the oil and gas industries, or the resolute cowboy Bushwho can embrace new ideas so crazy they just might work.

Here’s Bush’s chance to stand his ground and actually be the guy who’sbeen marketed to us -- a president not afraid to shut down a militarybase in a congressman’s home district, replace it with a nuclear wastesite, and then nickname that congressman “Nukie.”

posted Wednesday, 11 May 2005