Witches Hammer

Okay this Post could be considered offensive so I apologise ahead of time

Witches Hammmer

Europe's answer to the witch hunts in Salem, Massachusetts, occurred in the late 1600s in Czechoslovakia. In that dark time, a zealous inquisitor accused innocent citizens (nobles and merchants, too) of doing the devil's bidding. After horrendous torture, these innocents were burned the stake. Director Otakar Vavra depicts the events of that bloody time in a gory film that also contains liberal amounts of nudity.
Okay this movie was soo Boring the subtitles were really huge and too fast You have to pause the movie to read, and towards the End I was nodding off. What didn't make sense was the this guy wearing a cloak and hood.between scenes He had these nonsensical segments where told Us what a Witch is complete with description of daily Witch Activities. this was quite stupid. some of the cinematography was pretty basic. but sometimes some of the actors were halfway in the shot. And this was a wide screen movie. I guess somebody needed to go back to film school?
Next item is the meaningless shot were you see all these women bathing each other. now of course this was hot but it had nothing to do with the film, story or plot. I thought maybe this was going to be a wacky naked romp complete with Benny Hill Music. but no this movie was quite serious. then I thought It was going to be this brutal film about torturing naked girls to make them confess their wicked ways. But alas I was put to sleep.
Now with the nude women in the film, again I am always constantly reminded that my tastes in women differ very greatley in comparison to the average joe on the street. I don't read Playboy magazine or Hustler simply because none of these women really turn me on. Why? it seems so plastic with all these implants and air brushing. In Witches Hammer that begining scene consisted of women before plastic surgery. Most notable, since these are women from Czechoslovakia, women tend to not shave their arm pits or pubic hair. Actually I prefer a woman with european flavor. I think a woman who shaves their bush is kind of creepy. I feel like I'm looking at a nine year old girl or something. but the flip side of the coin with female body hair I'm not too crazy with Hirsute which is all over female body hair to the extreme. Not that is just down right creepy. Hairy legs is creepy on a girl too. But by all means what turns you on thats fine by me. I don't want a regime where I decide what women should look like. But I do wish women looked more natural.
last night I was flipping through the channels and I stopped on Howard Stern. his guest was Nicole Richie. I was shocked She had lost so much weight she looked so very anerexic. She looked sick. She was wearing this low V cut blouse. She looked so thin and boney I was disgusted. Now I'm not her biggest fan nor was I ever. But If I had a choice between Nicole Richie or Paris Hilton I would have chose Richie. but now I choose none of the above because I hate female conformity to standards and practices.
No full grown woman should ever weigh 97 pounds.
The reason why I am on this subject is that I had a weird dream, very sexually graphic, and the person was Uma thurman. Now I'm not her biggest fan, and she really isn't on my list of celibrity women I would like to sleep with. In case You want to know every guy has this list. aparently my wife has a list consisting of Julian Sands, Jude law, Hugh Grant.
My list is huge, quite extensive. Most women on this list have been on it for quite some time and rarely ever leave my list. But Uma thurman has never been on my list. Because i never had an opinion of her. I wasn't impressed with Kill Bill 1-2. I think Tarantino tries to hard. And I wasn't really impressed with Pulp Fiction after seeing it a couple of times.
Anyway back to my dream I remember Uma was wearing this see through black neglig'e and black fish net stockings. I never was a fan of Fishnets. A stocking Fetishist, I am a purist.I prefer traditional Full Fashioned stockings. Nylon or silk. Not this Lycra bull shit. You can't rip Lycra with your hands you need scissors. My memory is very vague right now but what I do remember she forced her toes in my mouth and when she was sitting on my face she Pissed on me.
Whats shocking to, is how vivid this was. Most dreams with rendesvous's with famous women is never this alaborate. More likely insinuations almost encounters. it's never this hardcore. when I tell my wife this I hope she don't kill me. I know she'll tease me till no end for the rest of my life because I told her I don't like Uma. Oh well.

posted Wednesday, 6 April 2005